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Post by Gene Starwind on Feb 12, 2006 14:45:55 GMT -5
Alexander Ovechkin is to playing godly
Philadelphia announcer: "You know, Sid the kid is good and all, but Ovechkin... wow. This guy makes you say wow at least once a game."
Translation: "Sid the kid whines too much and doesn't do anything special. Ovenchicken on the other hand, he goes out and plays like Jesus Christ on skates. All Criesby does is sit there and complain getting pointed at while in the penalty box by Kovalchuk."
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Post by darklord91 on Feb 12, 2006 16:25:25 GMT -5
OVECHKIN IS JESUS
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Post by Scott on Feb 12, 2006 16:54:36 GMT -5
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Post by Kevlar on Feb 12, 2006 18:33:29 GMT -5
"Ovechkin is two years older than Crosby and still manages to play three times worse than him every time they play each other. He needs to be speared in the groin by Ryan Whitney again." there we go, perfect translation.
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Post by Kevlar on Feb 12, 2006 18:35:27 GMT -5
and Therrien was the one who went off on his players for not kicking Kovalchuk's ass after he pointed.
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Post by Kevlar on Feb 12, 2006 22:46:16 GMT -5
And I almost forgot...
Crosby & Malkin > Ovechkin
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Post by Gene Starwind on Feb 12, 2006 22:54:18 GMT -5
"Ovechkin is two years older than Crosby and still manages to play three times worse than him every time they play each other. He needs to be speared in the groin by Ryan Whitney again." there we go, perfect translation. Don't watch hockey much do you?
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Post by Dave on Feb 12, 2006 22:57:13 GMT -5
ovechkin >>>>>>>>>>>> crosby
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Post by Scott on Feb 12, 2006 22:57:54 GMT -5
Ovechkin's groin > Pittsburgh's defense
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Post by Kevlar on Feb 12, 2006 23:02:18 GMT -5
Game 1: Pens 5, Caps 4 Crosby: +1, 1 goal, 1 assist Ovechkin: +1, 1 assist (I went to it)
Game 2: Pens 8, Caps 1 Crosby: +2, 1 goal, 3 assists Ovechkin: E, 1 goal, 1 spear to the groin (went to it again)
Game 3: Pens 6, Caps 3 Crosby: E, 1 goal, 1 assist Ovechkin: E, 1 goal
For a guy who whines too much and doesn't do anything special it looks to me like he outdid Ovechkin three times (although Ovechkin was out for a half a period in that one game).
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Post by Kevlar on Feb 12, 2006 23:03:56 GMT -5
Ovechkin's groin > Pittsburgh's defense How dare you speak that way about Joe Melichar and Ric Jackman!!! You're right though, the only guys worth anything are Ryan Whitney (rookie who will be sick in the near future) and Gonchar if he could play anywhere near where he should (last game 1 goal 3 assists. I'm hoping this turns into a trend.)
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Post by Gene Starwind on Feb 12, 2006 23:20:55 GMT -5
Wait... you just called Gonchar good? Wow, you don't watch much hockey, huh?
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Post by Scott on Feb 12, 2006 23:24:03 GMT -5
in the past Gonchar was good overall. Very good offensively, and bad defensively. This year, he's been decent offensively, and horrid defensively, bringing him to his current state of horrible.
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Post by Dave on Feb 12, 2006 23:33:30 GMT -5
when you add in the fact that he has the current worst contract in the nhl...
(oh and fuck you ferguson for giving kaberle a gonchar esque contract. you want him to go gonchar on you? DO YOU?! fuck you, i don't)
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Post by Gene Starwind on Feb 12, 2006 23:50:09 GMT -5
Goons on D = the best.
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