Post by Zappa on Jun 4, 2006 23:39:29 GMT -5
A couple weeks back, me and Packfan came up with a reality show in which two normal people run for president, and America decides to they want as their next commander n cheif. Well, today, after a few minutes of deliberation, we narrowed it down to three people:
1) Pascual Livan De Fernandez, a Mexican gardner from Los Angeles.
2) Rocks, an American Bulldog.
3) Tyrel Jones, a black homeless man who lives under a freeway in Philly.
Well, we decided Pascual is eliminated for the simple fact that he's Mexican and because Rocks and Tyrel have fucked many women in their life. So its down to Rocks and Tyrel. And since America always fucks up when they vote on on this. (American Idol, 2000 and 2004 Elections, MLB All Star game) We're only letting you guys vote. So is it Rocks? Or Tyrel? WHO IS AMERICA'S NEXT PRESIDENT?
BTW, Canadians' vote only counts as half.
1) Pascual Livan De Fernandez, a Mexican gardner from Los Angeles.
2) Rocks, an American Bulldog.
3) Tyrel Jones, a black homeless man who lives under a freeway in Philly.
Well, we decided Pascual is eliminated for the simple fact that he's Mexican and because Rocks and Tyrel have fucked many women in their life. So its down to Rocks and Tyrel. And since America always fucks up when they vote on on this. (American Idol, 2000 and 2004 Elections, MLB All Star game) We're only letting you guys vote. So is it Rocks? Or Tyrel? WHO IS AMERICA'S NEXT PRESIDENT?
BTW, Canadians' vote only counts as half.
