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Post by Dave on Feb 13, 2006 13:55:52 GMT -5
Great. A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" The skeleton says, "A beer. And a mop!"
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Post by Gene Starwind on Feb 13, 2006 13:58:05 GMT -5
I wanna get on my knees and pleasure Jesus. I wanna feel his salvation all over my face.
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Post by Scott on Feb 13, 2006 14:06:44 GMT -5
I need you in my life, Jesus. I can't live without you, Jesus. And i just want to feel you deep inside me, Jesus!
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Post by Gene Starwind on Feb 13, 2006 14:11:03 GMT -5
Whenever I see Jesus up on that Cross I can't help but think that he looks kinda hot.
I'd buy that album.
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Post by Scott on Feb 13, 2006 14:15:05 GMT -5
Don't ever leave me jesus, i couldn't stand to see you go, my heart would simply snap my lord if you walked on out that door. i promise i'll be good to you, keep you warm at night. jesus jesus jesus, why don't we just shut off the light.
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Post by Gene Starwind on Feb 13, 2006 14:22:42 GMT -5
I'll take good care of you baby. Call you my baby, baby! You died for my sins, and you know that I would die for you, right? What's the matter, baby? You tremble at Jesus, baby! Your love... is my life! You know when I’m without you, there's a black hole in my life! Oo-ohhh! I wanna believe. It's all right, 'cause I get lonely in the night and it's up to you to save me! Jee...sus...bay-by!  |
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Post by Scott on Feb 13, 2006 14:51:53 GMT -5
*holds up lighter*
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Post by Gene Starwind on Feb 13, 2006 14:53:28 GMT -5
You don't hold up lighters at christian rock concerts. You put your hand up, close your eyes, and sway back and forth.
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Post by Scott on Feb 13, 2006 15:36:09 GMT -5
thats it? LAME
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Post by Scott on Feb 13, 2006 15:39:35 GMT -5
holy crap. just saw a commercial for some kind of christian music cd collection, and when they showed clips from people in crowds, thats what they were all doing  |
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Post by GBPackersfan on Feb 13, 2006 15:44:41 GMT -5
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Post by Zappa on Feb 14, 2006 0:01:44 GMT -5
This topic...is so tempting. Its like an invitation for me to make jokes...
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Post by Scott on Feb 14, 2006 1:43:15 GMT -5
is that a loud whoosh noise, or do you get it, and are just saying that since you feel it opens the floor.
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