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DAVE!
Jan 25, 2006 1:44:47 GMT -5
Post by Phoenix on Jan 25, 2006 1:44:47 GMT -5
JOYOUS ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR DEWOMBINATION! Here's a present
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DAVE!
Jan 25, 2006 1:49:52 GMT -5
Post by Scott on Jan 25, 2006 1:49:52 GMT -5
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Jan 25, 2006 1:51:13 GMT -5
Post by Scott on Jan 25, 2006 1:51:13 GMT -5
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Jan 25, 2006 10:28:43 GMT -5
Post by Gene Starwind on Jan 25, 2006 10:28:43 GMT -5
Lets party like it's Mike Tyson day.
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DAVE!
Jan 25, 2006 19:19:03 GMT -5
Post by Zappa on Jan 25, 2006 19:19:03 GMT -5
Why did you kill this topic, Gene?
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DAVE!
Jan 25, 2006 19:36:53 GMT -5
Post by Gene Starwind on Jan 25, 2006 19:36:53 GMT -5
Why were you born, Zappa?
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DAVE!
Jan 25, 2006 19:41:21 GMT -5
Post by Zappa on Jan 25, 2006 19:41:21 GMT -5
Because the sperm met up with the egg, and the cells started to split into eventually forming an embryotic cell...
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DAVE!
Jan 25, 2006 19:47:13 GMT -5
Post by Gene Starwind on Jan 25, 2006 19:47:13 GMT -5
No, because you were an accident.
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DAVE!
Jan 25, 2006 20:05:14 GMT -5
Post by Zappa on Jan 25, 2006 20:05:14 GMT -5
A nop, I was a product of a honeymoon.
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DAVE!
Jan 25, 2006 20:05:52 GMT -5
Post by Gene Starwind on Jan 25, 2006 20:05:52 GMT -5
Condom broke, your parents got millions out of it and spent it all on coke.
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DAVE!
Jan 25, 2006 20:08:08 GMT -5
Post by Zappa on Jan 25, 2006 20:08:08 GMT -5
Nop, they didn't use a condom and never did coke. Well, my mom did a Dave impersonation for a few years but hasn't drank in a long time.
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DAVE!
Jan 25, 2006 20:13:36 GMT -5
Post by Gene Starwind on Jan 25, 2006 20:13:36 GMT -5
So either you've reviewed your parents honeymoon tape or your like listening to your parents stories about how their condom broke one faithful night in the back seat of their car. Either way, you're pretty fucked up.
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DAVE!
Jan 25, 2006 20:19:06 GMT -5
Post by Zappa on Jan 25, 2006 20:19:06 GMT -5
I don't know why you would use a condom during a honeymoon. I haven't done any of the above. Trust me, if I was an accident, why would my mother wait to have me when she was 28? If she was 17 on the otherhand...
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DAVE!
Jan 25, 2006 21:05:33 GMT -5
Post by Scott on Jan 25, 2006 21:05:33 GMT -5
I don't know why you would use a condom during a honeymoon. Because many newlyweds don't want to celebrate their 1 year anniversary with a 3 month old zappa? and gene, they didn't use a condom. that is why zap here was the poster child for birth control in the early 90s.
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DAVE!
Jan 25, 2006 21:39:12 GMT -5
Post by Zappa on Jan 25, 2006 21:39:12 GMT -5
Shut up, you Netrosexual.
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