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Post by Yages on Sept 26, 2005 23:06:12 GMT -5
Dude... all of the warmth drained out of my heart as I read that. It was the single most unfunny thing that I have ever seen, aside from the Madden joke.
Thankfully, no one remembers the specifics of the Madden joke... otherwise, I'm sure we'd all have gone mad by now.
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Post by Scott on Sept 26, 2005 23:35:04 GMT -5
wrong. i do remember it. it has scarred my personal existance on this earth for having read it. my eyes have been gouged, replaced, and re-gouged about 7 times, just because i could see the horrid memory implanted in my brain when i slept.
that, and i have a poor attempt at zappa trying to replicate it screen capped somewhere amongst the depths of my hard drive.
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Post by Scott on Sept 26, 2005 23:36:15 GMT -5
and after looking back on zappa's post. fuck. that is not even remotely lame. that makes a lame joke look like gold. fuck. that may be the worst compilation of words in a particular order i have ever had the misfortune of comprehending in my life. thanks a lot jerkass.
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Post by Zappa on Sept 27, 2005 6:00:46 GMT -5
Madden Joke, Ricky Williams story, ect...
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Post by Yages on Sept 27, 2005 10:50:31 GMT -5
Oh, God, why did you have to remind me of that story?
The worst part was the few idiot UAUs thinking that it was hilarious...
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Post by Gene Starwind on Sept 27, 2005 13:28:32 GMT -5
Madden Joke, Ricky Williams story, ect... Tell them again.
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Post by Scott on Sept 27, 2005 16:18:10 GMT -5
gene, if one were to read those consecutively (by consecutively, i mean in the same calendar month), it would cause a mass trauma who's effects would exceed those of the black death in europe centuries ago.
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Post by Phoenix on Sept 27, 2005 16:32:45 GMT -5
gene, if one were to read those consecutively (by consecutively, i mean in the same calendar month), it would cause a mass trauma who's effects would exceed those of the black death in europe centuries ago. Now now, there's no proof of that. I say we test it on Sved.
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Post by Zappa on Sept 27, 2005 17:18:14 GMT -5
Well, the Ricky Williams Story was written out of anger...in the story, Ricky Williams molests Lenny Kravitz, his kid finds drugs, and Dave Wannstedt is a hobo. Is that enough?
And please...the Madden Joke...May we not speak of it? It would very well stain my reputation...
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Post by GBPackersfan on Sept 27, 2005 17:46:36 GMT -5
I forgot about the Ricky Williams story.
<3'd that one
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Post by Dave on Sept 27, 2005 17:55:48 GMT -5
I LOVE AIRPLANES
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Post by Scott on Sept 27, 2005 18:13:10 GMT -5
what reputation?
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Post by Scott on Sept 27, 2005 18:15:27 GMT -5
and you know what? i want to cause mass-injury. so here is the poorly attempted replica of the madden joke. *NOTE* this is NOT the madden joke. the madden joke was far worse. this was zappa attempting to re-create it, and of course, failing miserably. . . . . . . . . . . ![](http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/5485/zapmaddenjoke4rz.png)
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Post by Kevlar on Sept 27, 2005 18:21:26 GMT -5
my brain!! MY BRAIN!!!! ![](http://www.kenschuller.com/scanners.jpg)
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Post by Zappa on Sept 27, 2005 19:49:52 GMT -5
Meh, I just tried to recreate it by memory. Its what I could remember...I actually just about forgot about it until Yages reminded me...*shudder*
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