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Post by Zappa on Sept 22, 2005 21:53:23 GMT -5
Ah...this calls for a BEATLES SING ALONG SONG!
Lovely Rita meter maid nothing can come between us When it gets dark I tow your heart away
Standing by a parking meter when I caught a glimpse of Rita Filling in a ticket in her little white book In a cap she looked much older And the bag across her shoulder Made her look a little like a military man
Lovely Rita meter maid may I inquire discreetly When are you free to take some tea with me
Took her out and tried to win her had a laugh and over dinner Told her I would really like to see her again Got the bill and Rita paid it Took her home and nearly made it Sitting on a sofa with a sister or two
Lovely Rita meter maid where would I be without you give us a wink and make me think of you
Lovely meter maid Rita meter maid oh, Lovely Rita meter, meter maid
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Post by Yages on Sept 22, 2005 23:03:30 GMT -5
HAY GUYZ IT'S MEH! ![](http://myspace-123.vo.llnwd.net/00234/32/13/234953123_l.jpg) There you go. An emo photo to laugh at for when I'm dead.
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Post by Scott on Sept 23, 2005 1:25:30 GMT -5
say fuck the trailer and go to the hospital. say you want to help in case something goes wrong. or say you have a new found appreciation for the work they do. or say you don't want to be a hillbilly douchebag in a trailer. use those 3 lines as a possible cop out.
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Post by Phoenix on Sept 23, 2005 1:34:43 GMT -5
gimme your phone number and I'll call your mom posing as someone from the red cross making sure everyone is taking neccessary safety steps.
<_<
>_>
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Post by Yages on Sept 23, 2005 1:40:51 GMT -5
My grandmother has convinced her that the trees are all close together and will serve as a wind-shield... so I can't get out of it. ![:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/sad.png) And wow, that pic is super colorful. irfanview is fucking awesome.
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Post by Phoenix on Sept 23, 2005 1:42:45 GMT -5
My grandmother has convinced her that the trees are all close together and will serve as a wind-shield... are you fucking serious? Jesus christ, no offense but maybe it's good that your gene pool is wiped from the earth.
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Post by Yages on Sept 23, 2005 1:51:42 GMT -5
But... but I don't take after my mom at all! I'm just like my daddy, I swear!
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Post by Phoenix on Sept 23, 2005 1:52:47 GMT -5
but what if you have a daughter?
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Post by Yages on Sept 23, 2005 1:54:02 GMT -5
Then I will sell her to Rumpelstiltskin
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Post by Phoenix on Sept 23, 2005 2:07:54 GMT -5
hmm
that could work
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Post by Yages on Sept 23, 2005 2:10:17 GMT -5
Maybe.
But, you know... at least it's a double-wide trailer.
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My family is retarded.
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Post by Zappa on Sept 23, 2005 6:00:00 GMT -5
Yep...
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Post by Kevlar on Sept 23, 2005 8:30:33 GMT -5
doesn't this sound like the most hillbilly thing ever though dude? you're going to leave your house to go stay in the woods in a double wide trailer. Don't you think that those trees might break and serve as objects of impalement and crushing rather than shields? and how aer you going to get there, aren't the roads moving at like three miles an hour with people constantly running out of gas?
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Post by csale on Sept 23, 2005 17:24:27 GMT -5
Hurricane has been downgraded again. You should be ok. But this was an interesting look into Yages gene pool ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png)
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Post by Gene Starwind on Sept 23, 2005 19:01:33 GMT -5
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