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Post by Dave on Oct 31, 2006 1:01:12 GMT -5
A promo video putting over the event airs.
The opening pyro hits. The theme song for tonight's event, Skid Row - Monkey Business, blares over the loudspeakers.
Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler give their introductions and promise that tonight's pay per view will make history. The first match is up next - a rematch of last year's NLCS.
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World Series Champion Goncalves comes out to his entrance music, Bon Jovi's Livin' on a Prayer. He makes his way down to the ring, showing off his belt as he works the corners. Lillian Garcia introduces Goncalves as the reigning World Series Champion and notes that this is NOT a title match. Goncalves waits in the ring for his opponent.
Judas Priest's A Touch of Evil comes over the loudspeaker - that's Jabroni's music! The challenger for this match makes his way out and saunters down to the ring as Lillian introduces him. As soon as he enters the ring, Goncalves jumps him, so the bell is rung.
World Series Champion Goncalves v. Jabroni.
The two exchange a series of right hands, culminating in Goncalves sending Jabroni over the top rope. He follows him out of the ring, but Jabroni is ready for Goncalves and sends him into the steel steps. Jabroni pushes Goncalves back into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Goncalves gets up, but groggily, and he takes the crossbody from Jabroni very hard. Cover, but Goncalves kicks out at two. Jabroni goes to the corner and crouches, waiting for the spear attempt as Goncalves slowly gets up again. Jabroni lunges at Goncalves, but is deflected and thrown into the ring post hard. Goncalves grabs Jabroni from behind and rolls him up into a small package, but Jabroni kicks out quickly. Goncalves hits a snap suplex on Jabroni. Cover, kickout at two. A frustrated Goncalves grabs his hair, then turns around to face Jabroni, only to be met with a right hand. Jabroni hits Goncalves with a dropkick, then goes for the cover - kickout at one. Cover again, kickout at two. Jabroni curses loudly, then puts Goncalves in the figure four leglock. Goncalves struggles, but eventually taps out.
The winner via submission: Jabroni.
Jabroni works the corners in celebration.
Ross and Lawler talk about the next match. They say that it will be the first ever-match between EX-comissioners. They say that this will be a brutal match for bragging rights over who ran the best league. A video is shown displaying various highlights of Dank's and HB's respective leagues under their watch.
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Post by Dave on Oct 31, 2006 1:01:56 GMT -5
When we come back, Lillian is in the ring. She says that this next match will be contested under Extreme Rules.
Dank comes out first, with Redman - Let's Get Dirty as his entrance music. He comes down with a small, black bag - thumbtacks? Dank sets the bag down in a corner.
Shake That Ass by Eminem hits, and HB comes running out with a barbed wire bat in hand. The bell rings as HB hits the ring and they go right at each other.
Dank vs. HB in an Ex-Commissioner Extreme Rules Match.
HB swings the barbed wire bat at Dank right away, but he ducks and spears HB, causing HB to drop the bat and the two to hit the floor. There's a scuffle and a flurry of right hands before HB kicks Dank off of him. HB gets up and kicks Dank in the face, then exits the ring and goes hunting under the apron for toys. He sets up a table on the outside and tosses two chairs into the ring. HB climbs back into the ring. Dank hits HB with one of the steel chairs. HB falls to the ground from the chair shot. Dank hits HB with the chair twice more before tossing it outside the ring and setting up the other chair. As HB staggers to his feet, Dank runs from a corner, steps off of the chair, and hits HB with a powerful mule kick. Dank drags HB more into the center of the ring, then picks up the chair, closes it, and climbs the turnbuckle. HB gets up and runs to the corner, quickly scaling the turnbuckle. HB knocks the chair out of Dank's hand and onto the floor in the corner. The two are on the ropes in the corner and exchange right hands. HB gets the upper hand and drops Dank onto the steel chair with a DDT. HB gets up and goes for the barbed wire bat. Dank is bleeding from the head as he struggles to his feet. HB swings the bat at the back of Dank's knees and connects, sending Dank screaming to the floor. HB positions himself behind Dank and grinds the barbed wire bat into Dank's face, drawing even more blood. Dank manages to flip HB forward and escape the vicious barbed wire attack. Dank goes to the corner and picks up the black bag. He goes to the middle of the mat and tips the bag upside down - it does indeed contain thumbtacks. HB looks at the pile of tacks in horror. Dank and HB lock arms at eye level, then Dank hits HB with an elbow. Dank kicks HB in the stomach and pulls him in for a power bomb. Dank power bombs HB into the tacks, illiciting a scream from HB. Dank flips over HB and locks in the Crippler Crossface on the pile of thumbtacks. Before HB can tap out, Dank lets go of the submission hold and slams HB's face repeatedly into the tacks. Dank gets up and limps over to the ropes and climbs out of the ring. HB is laying face down in his own blood and thousands of thumbtacks. Dank is pulling something out from under the ring - oh my god, it's a barbed wire board. Dank slides it under the bottom rope and climbs back into the ring. He sets up the barbed wire board in the corner. Dank limps over to HB, pulls his head off the mat and forces him to look at the board. The look of terror on HB's face is both sickening and priceless. Dank slams HB's face back into the tacks and stands up. Out of nowhere, HR hits the ring with a steel chair and floors Dank with a shot straight to his head. HB struggles to get up and HR hits him in the face with a baseball slide. HR goes back to Dank and continues working on him with the chair. HB comes up from behind HR and hits him with a low blow. HB helps Dank up. HB points to HR, then points to the barbed wire board set up in the corner. Dank nods, and the two pick up HR. HR tries to plead with them, but HB and Dank send him straight into the barbed wire board. HR tries to get out but he's stuck and his struggling just makes him bleed more. HB pulls something out of his tights - a bottle of lighter fluid. Dank laughs and pulls out a lighter. They walk to the corner and set fire to the board, and therefore HR. HB and Dank shake hands. They work the crowd, then climb out of the ring and head to the back. The ringside officials look around at each other and are forced to ring the bell and end the match in a no contest.
No contest.
Medics hit the ring and try to cut HR out of the barbed wire after putting out the flame.
Backstage, KTG is giving RDoug and Manning a peptalk about their upcoming Survivor match. He tells them that even though they are rivals, tonight they are representing the American League. He tells them that they need to stick together to prove that they are the better league. He says that the only way to beat the NL is to be a team and to fight together. The talk fires up Team AL.
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Post by Dave on Oct 31, 2006 1:02:35 GMT -5
Back at the ring, officials are still cleaning up the blood off of the mat. HR is just now exiting the ring area on a stretcher. JR and Lawler put over the upcoming survivor match and run down a profile of each member of Team AL and Team NL. By this point Lillian is in the ring announcing the rules of the match.
Godsmack - Alive hits, and KTG, RDoug, and Manning come down to the ring. This is Team AL for the match. Manning is going to be the first man in for Team AL, followed by RDoug and then KTG.
Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff comes over the loudspeaker. This is the music for Team NL. Yages, CSale, and Brian all come out.
Team AL def. Team NL in a Survivor Match.
It looks like it will be Brian and Manning to start things off. The bell rings and Manning, perhaps a little over excited, rushes at Brian. Brian throws Manning into the ropes and hits a backcracker on Manning. Brian goes for the cover and Manning is eliminated. RDoug comes in next. Brian's quick victory has made him cocky and he taunts RDoug. RDoug starts to rush Brian but holds up, remembering where his teammate went wrong. Instead, RDoug turns around and runs at the ropes on the other side, bouncing off them and running back to hit Brian with a clothesline. Brian pops back up right away but is hit with another clothesline. Brian gets up, but slower. RDoug goes for a dropkick but misses wildly and hits the mat hard. Brian drops an elbow on RDoug. Cover, kickout at two. Brian climbs the ropes and goes for a flying elbow drop, but RDoug rolls out of the way and Brian hits his elbow hard on the mat. RDoug goes for the quick cover but Brian kicks out. RDoug starts working on Brian's elbow. He slams it on the corner turnbuckle, then kicks Brian in the back of the knee, which sends Brian to the mat. RDoug knees Brian in the back, then rolls him over and covers. Brian barely kicks out in time. RDoug gets up, kicks Brian in the back, and puts him in the STF-U. Brian manages to grab the bottom rope to force RDoug to break the hold. RDoug drags Brian back into the center of the ring and locks in the STF-U again. Brian can't reach the rope in any direction and has to tap out. CSale comes in next for Team NL and goes to work right away, tossing RDoug over the top rope. As RDoug is getting up, CSale runs at the ropes and jumps over, hitting RDoug with a crossbody that knocks him into the metal barrier. CSale picks up RDoug and throws him into the steel steps. CSale rolls back into the ring to break the count, then rolls back out and hits RDoug with a side slam. CSale throws RDoug back into the ring and then climbs in himself. RDoug hits a snap suplex on CSale as soon as he enters the ring again. Cover but a very quick kickout. This seems to have agitated CSale, who starts slugging RDoug with a violent series of right hands. CSale hits a DDT on RDoug. Cover, kickout at the last second. RDoug rolls away to the corner as CSale confronts the referee about his count. RDoug hits a spear on CSale. Cover, kickout at two. RDoug goes for another quick cover but CSale kicks out again. A frustrated RDoug goes over to talk to KTG. CSale uses this chance to roll up RDoug in a small package. RDoug reverses this and rolls CSale up in a small package of his own. RDoug uses CSale's tights for leverage and scores the pinfall. KTG shouts words of encouragement at RDoug as Yages enters the ring. RDoug goes for a spear right away but Yages dodges, sending RDoug into the steel post. RDoug gets up and stumbles over to Yages. Yages hits RDoug with a stunner. Yages covers RDoug and gets the very quick pinfall. We're down to the last two contestants as KTG enters the ring. KTG takes a run at Yages but is met with a big boot. Yages hits a stunner on KTG, but KTG doesn't seem phased. KTG kicks Yages in the stomach and pulls him in. KTG motions for the Razor's Edge. KTG lifts Yages above his head, but Yages squirms out of it and hits KTG with an Unprettier. Cover, but a quick kickout. Both men get up and start in with the rights. KTG ducks a right hand and hits Yages with an inverted atomic drop. This is followed up by another kick to the stomach and KTG pulling Yages in and motioning for the Razor's Edge again. Yages can't get out of it as easily this time. Razor's Edge! Razor's Edge! Yages looks completely out of it. KTG goes for the cover. Somehow, Yages kicks out at the very last second. KTG goes for another cover, but Yages kicks out at two. Another cover, an even quicker kickout. Yages climbs to his feet as KTG stares at him in disbelief. Yages hits another stunner on KTG, this one sends KTG into the ropes. KTG bounces off the ropes and runs at Yages but Yages hits him with a dropkick to the head. Yages goes for the cover. One, two, three.
The winner via pinfall: Yages and Team NL.
CSale and Brian climb back into the ring to celebrate with Yages. KTG exits the ring and Manning and RDoug confront him. The three start arguing as they head up the ramp.
Lawler tells JR that it makes sense that Yages won the survivor match as he is a true survivor in every sense of the word. JR agrees and puts over the next segment of the evening. He says that GS is going to come down to hold a Seattle Trade Block segment.
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Post by Dave on Oct 31, 2006 1:03:08 GMT -5
Seattle Trade Block
No Use For A Name's Why Doesn't Anybody Like Me? hits the loudspeakers and GS comes out in street clothes with a mic in hand. He makes his way down to the ring and says to cut the music. He starts by saying that it's a disgrace that he didn't have a match tonight. He said that he was the American League West Division Champion and he should be in a match. He says that since he's been disrespected once again by this league, he's here for business tonight. He says that no one in the league respects him and that tonight is just another example. He says that he consistently fields one of the best teams, but is given no respect. He says that he would have been victorious in the survivor match if he had been on Team AL. He says they lost because they lacked leadership and talent and that's what he brings to the table. He says that if people around here don't start respecting him, he'll leave. The crowd, who've been booing most of what GS has said, cheers loudly at this. GS says to not get their hopes up, because he'd never give them what they want. He says that everytime he issues an ultimatum, someone steps up and gives him what he want and this time will be no different. He starts listing players he wants to trade on his team and lists his demands. He says that if someone doesn't give him a serious offer, he's going to walk. He says it doesn't matter if other teams help him because he's going to win anyway, so they might as well just give him top prospects for nothing. He says this is what he deserves and for once, he's going to get what he deserves because he's a proven winner.
Motley Crue's Wild Side hits to a huge pop from the crowd. I mean HUGE. Kevlar walks out and tell GS that no one respects him because he's whiny. He says he needs to shut up and earn his demands. GS says he's earned everything he's gotten and a lot that he hasn't. He says Kevlar shouldn't be talking because he isn't even a GM anymore and when he was, GS always was more successful than him. GS says that Kevlar didn't give him any respect either. He says that until Kevlar can produce someone who has accomplished more than him, GS isn't going anywhere until his demands are met and he gets the respect he deserves.
Phoenix comes out from under the ring and sneaks up behind GS, motioning to the crowd to stay quiet. Kevlar says that he has just the person to shut GS up. He tells GS to turn around. GS turns around and Phoenix hits GS with a tombstone piledriver. The crowd goes wild. Kevlar makes his way down to the ring and hugs Phoenix. Phoenix and Kevlar each take kick GS in the stomach and ask the crowd if that's what they wanted to see. This is met with a huge pop. Wild Side hits the loudspeaker again and Kevlar and Phoenix walk off.
A promo video hits the screen detailing the battle between Cam and Caddy over the custody of Jake Peavy. When the video ends, JR says he can't believe what he just saw in the ring. He says that so far Survivor Series has been great. He says that the rest of the night promises to be even better. Lawler agrees and says that up next is a very personal battle. JR says that it will be a ladder match. He says whoever wins will win the custody of Jake Peavy. He says that the match may not be for the faint of heart because this battle goes so deep that it's sure to be a barnburner.
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Post by Dave on Oct 31, 2006 1:03:38 GMT -5
Dream Theater's Home hits and Cam walks out. There are ladders set up all around the ring and a briefcase is suspended in the center of the ring. Jake Peavy is sitting in the front row. He obviously has an interest in this match. Lillian introduces Cam as he enters the ring.
Caddy's music, The Yakety Sax, hits and Caddy runs out. Lillian introduces him and Caddy enters the ring. He stares down Cam. The bell rings.
Cam v. Caddy in a Ladder Match for the Custody of Jake Peavy.
After the intial stare-down, Cam hits a spinning drop kick on Caddy to knock him to the mat. Cam hits Caddy with a splash. Cam gets up and runs to the other side of the ring to bounce off the ropes, then uses the momentum to rush back at Caddy, but Caddy suplexes Cam over the ropes. Caddy leaps onto the ropes and spins through the air to land on Cam. Caddy gets up and runs up the ramp to grab a ladder. As Caddy is closing the ladder, Cam runs at Caddy and shoves him into the ladder. Cam jumps on Caddy's back and stands there until Caddy tosses Cam off. This knocks Cam off of the ramp altogether. Caddy gets up and picks up the ladder. He throws the ladder on top of Cam, then moonsaults off of the ramp onto the ladder. Caddy picks up the ladder and tosses it onto the ramp to check if Cam is moving; he isn't. Caddy goes and grabs the ladder then heads into the ring to set it up. Looks like this match could be over quick, folks. Caddy starts to climb the ladder when Cam climbs up to the middle of the top rope. Cam lunges at the ladder and hits it with a forceful dropkick that knocks it the other way and sends Caddy crashing through the Spanish announce table. Cam closes the ladder and sets it up on the top turnbuckle. Cam stands on it and starts to angle it towards where Caddy lays, then backflips off the ladder to give it momentum. The ladder crashes into Caddy. Cam rolls out of the ring to pick up another ladder and slides it into the ring. He sets the ladder up underneath the briefcase. Caddy starts stirring and gets out from under the ladder. Cam climbs the ladder and grabs the briefcase. Caddy runs up the ladder that's still angled from the turnbuckle and takes out the ladder from underneath Cam. Cam is dangling from the briefcase! It looks like Caddy's bleeding from the head. Caddy props up the ladder in the corner and climbs it. He leaps at Cam and latches onto him with his legs. Cam is now dangling from the briefcase and Caddy is dangling upside down from Cam. Caddy uses his upper body strength to reach up and grab Cam's hands. Cam lets go of the briefcase and both men go crashing to the mat. Caddy is the first one up and closes the ladder in the corner. He really is bleeding badly. Cam gets up but Caddy charges at him with a ladder and hits him right in the face. Blood pours from Cam's face as he lays in the corner of the ring. Caddy starts to set up the ladder underneath the briefcase. Caddy starts climbing the ladder. Cam gets up and staggers over to the ladder and looks up at Caddy, who is only about half the way up. Cam looks around. He goes outside of the ring and tosses a fresh ladder into the ring. Cam sets up the ladder beside the ladder Caddy is on. Caddy's only climbed up a couple more steps and is staring at Cam bewildered. Cam takes a couple of steps up the new ladder, then stops and gets down. He goes to Caddy's ladder. Cam wipes blood out of his eyes, and gives Caddy a wave. He shoves the ladder sideways. The ladder lands in the ring and Caddy lands in the middle of it. Cam flips the ladder so that Caddy is laying directly between the two sides of the ladder. He jumps up and stomps on the ladder to crush Caddy. Cam walks over to the corner of the ring and pulls the ladder that he shoved in Caddy's face earlier back into the ring. He stacks the second ladder on top of Caddy as well. Cam walks over to the ladder that is still standing and climbs up to the top. He can't reach the briefcase from this ladder, but it doesn't look like he cares. Cam reaches the top of the ladder and turns to face Caddy. Cam crotch chops Caddy three times, and then turns around. Cam launches a HUGE moonsault off of the ladder to land on the tangled mess of two ladders and a Caddy. Cam is slow to get up, but at least he's getting up - Caddy certainly isn't. Cam limps back over to the ladder and slides it over to directly under the briefcase. Cam starts to climb up the ladder. Caddy SOMEHOW got out of the mess and is struggling frantically to get up the ladder to stop Cam. Cam has reached the top of the ladder and has the briefcase in his reach, but turns his attention to Caddy. Cam grabs Caddy's left hand and holds it. Caddy takes a swing with his right hand, but Cam grabs that too. Cam slings Caddy over his shoulders. Cam then unhooks the briefcase and takes it in his right hand while holding Caddy with his left. The bell rings and Cam's music sounds.
The winner and custodian of Jake Peavy: Cam.
Cam isn't done though. He leaps backwards towards the pile of ladders and slams Caddy into them. Cam then stands up and holds the briefcase high in the air in celebration. He exits the ring and goes to hug Peavy. Caddy's face is covered in blood as he lays on a stack of ladders. Caddy gets up and limps to the backstage area as Peavy and Cam celebrate.
Backstage, Beane is telling Todd Grisham how he's going to make Gene tap. He says that after years of bad teams, he's finally built a great one and is going to make sure everyone knows it. He says that he's going to take the next step by winning the National League East Division Championship and making Gene tap out. Beane heads off to the ring.
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Post by Dave on Oct 31, 2006 1:04:10 GMT -5
If I Had A Million Dollars by the Barenaked Ladies plays, and Beane walks out. Lillian introduces Beane and says that this match is for the National League East Division Championship. Beane leans in the corner of the ring and waits.
Sir Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back hits and Gene runs out. He points at Beane and gets into the ring. The referee holds up the belt to show what is up for grabs in this match tonight. As soon as the ref is out of the way, both men go right to work, so the ref rings the bell.
Beane v. Gene for the National League East Division Championship.
Beane gets Gene into a headlock quickly, but Gene breaks it. Beane suplexes Gene and goes for a quick submission victory, trying to lock in the Kokina Clutch, but Gene gets out fast. The two lock up again and appear to be deadlocked when Gene jumps and kicks Beane in the stomach to knock him back. Gene climbs the rope in the corner, but Beane runs up and grabs Gene. Beane hits a massive superplex on Gene. Gene recovers quickly though and hits Beane with the Three Amigos. Beane lies on the mat, so Gene goes to the corner and gives the crowd an Orton Pose. Gene comes down and turns around to face Beane but Beane hits a baseball slide at Gene's knees to knock him to the ground. Beane locks in the Master Lock, and it looks like he has the match won. Gene somehow manages to grab the ropes to force the ref to make Beane break the hold. Beane argues with the ref and Gene reaches into his tights to pull something out. It's brass knuckles, which he puts on his hand carefully so neither Beane nor the ref can see. Beane grabs Gene's legs and tugs him out to the center of the ring. He puts Gene in the Ankle Lock. Gene manages to flip out of it and send Beane into the ropes. Gene then punches Beane in the back of the head with the brass knuckles. Beane is out cold and Gene tosses away the weapon. Gene rolls up Beane for the pin.
The winner via pinfall and NEW National League East Division Champion: Gene.
Gene gets up and celebrates. He works the corners with the belt, then puts it around his waist and goes up for more Orton Posing.
JR says that this next match forces bitter rivals to team up to face more bitter rivals. He says that it is an AL Central Tag Team match, with all four members from the AL Central. A video plays showing the battles between all four of the contestants.
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Post by Dave on Oct 31, 2006 1:04:41 GMT -5
When the video ends, the first song hits - Children of Bodom's Hate Me! That's GB's music and he comes out and hits the ring first. His teammate for this match will be DMoore, who comes out next accompanied by his music, Rise Against's State of the Union.
The next team comes out. First comes Kronerth, who walks out to Hatebreed's Doomsayer. Then it's Merlin, the reigning commissioner of the league, who will be teaming with Kronerth tonight. His entrance music - Save Me by Damageplan - hits and Merlin comes out to a big pop. All of the fans are clearly grateful for Merlin stepping up and saving the league.
GB and DMoore v. Merlin and Kronerth.
GB and Merlin will be starting the match off. Merlin hits a fast side slam on GB and goes for the cover. GB kicks out easily. GB works Merlin into a headlock, then drops him with a DDT. Cover, kickout at two. GB tags out to his partner. DMoore flips Merlin to the mat and locks in a sleeper hold. Kronerth jumps in and kicks DMoore in the face to break the hold and the match breaks down. GB leaps off the top turnbuckle to take out Kronerth with a crossbody. DMoore keeps working on Merlin. GB suplexes Kronerth to the outside of the ring then sets up to let DMoore leap off of him. DMoore makes the jump but Merlin dodges it and hits GB in the face with a running knee. The ref manages to get everyone back under control and where they are supposed to be. Merlin tags out to Kronerth who goes right to work on DMoore. Kronerth hits a series of suplexes on DMoore. DMoore is reaching desperately for GB but he can't reach. Kronerth works on DMoore's left knee. He continually kicks DMoore in the back of his knee and then lifts him up for a powerbomb. DMoore however uses the leverage to push forward and knock Kronerth over and make the tag to GB. A fresh GB enters the ring and cleans house, dropping Kronerth with a clothesline, then Merlin, then sending both over the ropes. GB climbs the turnbuckle and hits a senton bomb on Kronerth and Merlin, who were regrouping outside of the ring. GB throws Kronerth back into the ring and climbs in to make the cover. Merlin pulls the referee out of the ring at two. Merlin hits the referee with a neckbreaker onto a steel chair, knocking him out. DMoore makes a run at Merlin on the outside of the ring but is hit in the face with another steel chair. Merlin climbs back into the ring to aid Kronerth, who is brawling with GB. Kronerth and Merlin double team GB. Merlin holds GB up as Kronerth leaps off the top rope to kick GB in the chest. The two alternate on him for a bit, with one holding and the other attacking. Kronerth points out that the ref is starting to stir, so Merlin goes to take care of him. Kronerth continues working on GB as Merlin climbs out of the ring. Outside of the ring, Merlin walks over to the ref who is holding his head. Chairshot out of nowhere to Merlin from DMoore! DMoore is bloodied from the chairshot earlier. DMoore climbs back into the ring. He tosses the chair on the mat, then walks up behind Kronerth, who has yet to notice him. DMoore taps Kronerth on the shoulder. Kronerth turns around and is hit in the face with a right hand. DMoore lifts Kronerth up into position for an invertebreaker. DMoore hits a running invertebreaker onto the steel chair on Kronerth, which knocks him out cold. GB slides out of the ring and pulls out a sledgehammer. Merlin sneaks up on DMoore with a steel chair. DMoore turns around and Merlin raises the chair to hit him in the skull. GB slides back into the ring and hits Merlin in the back of the head with the sledgehammer, knocking him to the ground. GB motions to the ref and DMoore goes to get him up. GB slides the chair and Merlin out of the ring and covers Kronerth. DMoore finally gets the referee concious enough to make the count. One, two, three. The ref signals to ring the bell.
The winners via pinfall: GB and DMoore.
The ref rolls out of the ring holding his head. GB and DMoore celebrate. DMoore climbs a turnbuckle to start working the corners. He comes down with a big smile on his face and turns to his tag partner. GB has the sledgehammer in his hand again. He shakes his head at DMoore. GB smashes DMoore in the face with the sledgehammer. GB looks around at the bodies and blood everywhere, then turns to head up the ramp.
JR says he is absolutely stunned at GB turning on his tag partner. Lawler says that the teams in the AL Central are at each others' throats and that even being teammates isn't enough to stop them. JR says that there is no stopping the two men in the next match. He puts over the main event, saying it promises to be even more bloody, even more brutal, even more violent than everything seen tonight and possibly ever before. JR says it is the Hell in a Cell match. A video plays to recap the feud and hype the main event.
As we return from the video, the lights are going down and the cell is being lowered from the ceiling...
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Post by Dave on Oct 31, 2006 1:05:15 GMT -5
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Lillian runs down the rules of the Hell in a Cell match. She says the match will be won by pin or submission and that the winner will be the National League West Division Champion. JR says that usually a Division Championship isn't contested in the main event but this rivalry is so explosive that there was no better place for it than the main event of Survivor Series.
Lillian first introduces the special mystery guest referee for the match. The music hits - it's I Am A Real American! That...that's Netfan's music! Bah Gawd! Netfan comes out to a thunderous pop from the crowd. He heads down to the ring and stands in the middle.
The next entrance song hits - it's La Bayamesa, the national anthem of Cuba. Kyle walks out wrapped in the Cuban flag. Netfan just shakes his head at Kyle as he folds up the flag and gives it to a ringside official.
Finally, Dave's music comes on the loudspeaker - Trivium's Anthem (We Are The Fire). He walks out wearing the belt, then makes a mad dash for the ring and slides beneath the rope clear across the ring. He stands up, takes off the belt, hands it to the ref, and flips off Kyle.
The cell is lowered to the ground. The match begins.
Kyle v. Dave for the National League West Division Championship in a Hell in a Cell match with Guest Referee Netfan.
After the bell rang, Dave and Kyle just glared at each other from across the ring. They slowly moved closer until they were right in each other's faces, continuing their stare down. Kyle shoves Dave backwards. Dave makes the first real offensive move of the match by taking a swing at Kyle, but it misses badly. Kyle uses this opportunity to lift Dave above his shoulders for an F-U, but Dave wiggles out of it. Dave runs back to the ropes and bounces off of them, but is met with a big clothesline from Kyle. Dave gets up and Kyle clotheslines him again. Kyle lifts Dave up above his shoulders for an F-U again. This time he hits it and goes for the cover. Netfan doesn't even have time to hit the match once before Dave kicks out. Dave rolls to the side and gets up. Kyle takes a run at Dave, but is met with a dropkick. Dave picks Kyle up and throws him into the ropes. Dave ties Kyle's hands up in the ropes, then climbs the turnbuckle. Dave lands a mule kick square on Kyle's back, which knocks Kyle out of the ropes. Dave goes to the other side of the ring, then runs and hits a baseball slide on Kyle to knock him out of the ring. Dave climbs out of the ring and goes after Kyle. Kyle meets him head on and the two lock up. Kyle kicks Dave's knee to distract him, then throws him into the cage. Kyle climbs up onto the apron, then throws himself at Dave to drive him further into the steel. Kyle gets up and grabs Dave's head. He smashes it against the cell wall twice, then starts dragging it left and right on the steel. Kyle drops Dave in a bloody heap and goes around the corner to pull out a steel chair from under the ring. Kyle walks back over to Dave and lifts the chair above his head for the chairshot, but Dave spears Kyle into the cage before he has a chance. Dave picks up the chair. He uses puts his leg against Kyle's chest so that Kyle can't move from the cage wall, then hits Kyle in the head with the chair. Dave tosses the chair into the ring and grabs Kyle. Dave throws Kyle into the steel steps. Dave shoves Kyle aside and picks up the top level of the steps. He puts Kyle on top of the bottom layer of steps, then puts the top part on top of Kyle. Dave climbs the ring post directly above the steps. He's going to go for a mule kick! Netfan yells at Dave to not do it. Dave turns and yells something back at Netfan and the two argue for a minute. This buys Kyle time to sneak out of the steel steps contraption. Dave turns around and leaps for the mule kick, but comes down on nothing but steel. The shock to the legs causes Dave to scream out and stumble forward. Kyle meets this stumble with a baseball bat to the stomach of Dave. Kyle hits a DDT on Dave into the steel steps. Kyle pushes Dave back into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle. Kyle hits a diving elbow drop on Dave. Kyle picks Dave up and knees him in the face. Kyle lifts Dave over his shoulders in F-U position. He goes to the side of the ring and launches Dave off. Dave hits the cage back first and slides down to hit his head on the floor. Kyle stands on the top rope and looks to jump down on Dave. He decides it isn't high enough of a drop and leaps to the cage wall. Kyle starts to climb the cage, looking back every couple of feet until he's high enough for a good solid drop. Dave gets up and sees Kyle on the cage. Dave starts to climb the cage as well. Kyle looks stunned and doesn't know what to do. The crowd starts chanting 'CLIMB THE CAGE! CLIMB THE CAGE!' and Kyle does just that. Dave continues to chase Kyle up the wall. When Kyle reaches the top, he swings a panel open so he can get to the top of the cage. He tests his weight against the roof, then walks over to the other side to wait for Dave. When Dave gets to the top he closes the panel. Kyle tries to hit a spear on Dave but Dave jumps straight up to avoid being hit. Both men stop and turn around immediately. Dave hits Kyle with a leg lariat. Both men get up and start exchanging right hands. Kyle gets the upperhand and picks up Dave for another F-U. He hits it and the cage breaks, but Dave hangs onto the edge and pulls himself back up. Dave hits Kyle with a vicious clothesline that makes the roof buckle. Dave stomps Kyle's head while he's down. Dave waits for Kyle to get up and as soon as he does, kicks Kyle in the stomach and pulls him in. Dave motions above his head for the Canadian Destroyer. Dave jumps and flips, hitting the Canadian Destroyer to piledrive Kyle through the cage. Kyle takes a huge bump and falls to the mat from the top of the cage. The crowd goes absolutely insane. Dave is still on the top and starts looking for a way down. Netfan checks Kyle, it looks like he's completely out of it. Dave slowly climbs down the side of the cage and eventually hits the ground. Kyle still hasn't moved. Dave slides into the ring. He starts towards Kyle but suddenly, Kyle kips-up to a gasp from everyone in the building. Dave looks like he's seen a ghost. Kyle grabs the chair that's sitting in the ring and slugs Dave over the head with a brutal chairshot. Dave falls into a pile on the mat. Kyle drops the chair and goes for the cover. This looks like it could be it. One. Two. Netfan stops counting at two! Netfan stands up and glares at Kyle. Kyle stands up and gets in Netfan's face, demanding answers. Netfan hits Kyle with an RKO onto the steel chair. Netfan gets up and flexes, then hits Kyle with an Atomic Leg Drop. Netfan gets up and flexes again. He then turns his attention to waking Dave up. Once he gets Dave concious, he points to Kyle laying on the mat. Dave nods and stands up. Kyle is stirring, too. Dave climbs the top rope and leaps from the turnbuckle to hit Kyle with a Five Star Frogsplash. Dave goes for the cover. One, two, three! Netfan signals for the bell.
The winner via pinfall and STILL National League Division West Champion: Dave.
Netfan goes to get the championship belt. He gives the belt to Dave, who slings it on his shoulder. Netfan and Dave then give each other crossed-hand high fives to an insane pop from the crowd. Netfan pulls down his pants to moon Kyle, while a bloodied and exhausted Dave stands above his opponent and gives him a few crotch chops.
JR and Lawler rave about the match they just saw and put over the entire event. JR thanks us for having watched Survivor Series and inviting them into our homes. The copyright information comes up on the screen as Dave and Netfan pose for the crowd.
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Post by Dave on Oct 31, 2006 1:06:38 GMT -5
Quick Results Jabroni def. Goncalves Dank v. HB ends in a No Contest Team NL def. Team AL Cam def. Caddy Gene def. Beane GB and DMoore def. Merlin and Kronerth Dave def. Kyle
Thank you for being a part of Survivor Series!
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Post by Bacon Drips on Oct 31, 2006 1:16:13 GMT -5
This is the best thing to ever happen to this league.
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Post by Jabroni on Oct 31, 2006 1:42:30 GMT -5
Jabroni hits Goncalves with a dropkick, then goes for the cover - kickout at one. Cover again, kickout at two. Jabroni curses loudly, then puts Goncalves in the figure four leglock. Goncalves struggles, but eventually taps out.
lol I don't think a match has ever ended like that in history
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Post by Gene Starwind on Oct 31, 2006 1:55:23 GMT -5
Absolutely hysterical.
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Post by Zappa on Oct 31, 2006 7:02:51 GMT -5
I told you you'd win
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Post by Scott on Oct 31, 2006 10:53:35 GMT -5
tee hee
i rule
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Post by GBPackersfan on Oct 31, 2006 17:13:48 GMT -5
10/10 would read again
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