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Post by Scott on Jun 6, 2005 14:31:02 GMT -5
only sissies where rings (other than wedding rings, which really signify the fact that they're freedom has been captured by their wife, who dominates them)
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Post by Phoenix on Jun 6, 2005 14:33:36 GMT -5
we might be sissies, but we're world champion sissies
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Post by Scott on Jun 6, 2005 16:55:10 GMT -5
but being a sissy leads others to question your manhood (with justifiable cause). Without your man hood, you might as well be sitting in a salon getting your hair and nails done all done. And being world champions won't get you a discount.
OWNED
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Post by Phoenix on Jun 6, 2005 16:56:52 GMT -5
Being World Champions leads to happy owners buying you your own team salon, meaning you, in fact, pay NOTHING.
OWNEDx2
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Post by Scott on Jun 6, 2005 17:03:54 GMT -5
but by owning the salon, the team owner is responsible for all business aspects of the salon. start up costs, construction of the site and/or rent, maintenance, inventory, employee salaries, etc. Many new business initially operate at a net loss due to the initial costs involved in starting a business. Add in the fact that if its the team salon, and the team pays nothing for the services performed at this salon, there is no recognizable income. With no income, the business operates at a major loss. Operating at a much loss will result in diminishing funds and possible repossession of the owner's personal assets, assuming the business is run as a sole proprietorship, in which the owner maintains unlimited liability for the business. When the owner loses money, there is less money available for daily operation of the baseball team. Without money for daily operation, the team can not pay the salaries of its players. With no money to pay players, there will be no one of any talent on the team. With no talent, fewer fans attend games. With fewer fans, there is less income from ticket sales, merchandise sales, etc. As revenue decreases, expenses eventually outweigh revenue and the team operates at a loss. Since the team is owned by an individual, and the franchise operates as a sole proprietorship as well, the owner will be severely in debt, leading to massive lay-offs (GMs go first ), and possible contraction of the franchise. If by some chance the owner salvages enough money to avoid contraction, the talent within the organization will be so limited, the team will no longer be able to compete amongst even the weakest competition readily available. FINANCIALOWNED x YOUR MOM
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Post by Yages on Jun 6, 2005 17:07:09 GMT -5
SERVED
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Post by GBPackersfan on Jun 6, 2005 18:37:24 GMT -5
AWW HELL NAW
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Post by Phoenix on Jun 6, 2005 18:41:17 GMT -5
tl;dr
OWNED
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Post by Zappa on Jun 6, 2005 19:02:22 GMT -5
Net 0WN3D
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Post by Dankbud on Jun 6, 2005 21:11:21 GMT -5
updated on page 1
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Post by Scott on Jun 6, 2005 21:13:06 GMT -5
i signed someone!
*dances*
take that poverty!
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Post by Zappa on Jun 6, 2005 21:18:52 GMT -5
Ack, damn you Yagerman....
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Post by Yages on Jun 6, 2005 21:30:18 GMT -5
Ack, damn you Yagerman.... 6 signings... And I'm pissed about the ones that I didn't make. I outbid Gene by nearly 1 mil, but I'm guessing dank input the offer before I sent the ammendment PM... OWNED ME IS. At least I owned Zap in the process... <_<
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Post by Phoenix on Jun 6, 2005 21:31:27 GMT -5
didn't get anyone, but didn't lose them either.
Fine with me.
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Post by csale on Jun 6, 2005 21:47:48 GMT -5
Philadelphia : P Tony Armas Jr., 4,760,000 per year, for 7 years.
Bah.. do I really need more reasons to hate the Phillies? Offered 5,280,000 - but obviously was squashed in years - only offered 4.
My big signing of the off-season so far? Dan Wilson. OUCH.
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